May 2012
34 posts
omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up...
May 27th
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Love being second best all the time lol
May 26th
May 25th
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May 25th
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youralwaysbemysummerlove asked: hey love, do you really believe that zayn are dating with perrie do you see the pictures? :c
May 23rd
woaaahcalmdowncurly asked: PAULWAYS REEM, AH MI GAWD! <3
May 20th
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The hardest thing to do is say no to something you really want, but you can’t put yourself through again, because it’s only going to hurt you. 
May 20th
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Reblog if you're a fangirl.
prettylittledelenas: The notes We could rule the world, destroy countries, build fantastic cities made of technologies, declare heterosexuality illegal, pilot every freaking show.  # But instead we sit in our beds watching tv-shows while screaming, crying, yelling, laughing and just exploding with emotions. BUT WE WON’T CHANGE! WE WILL SUPPORT OUR SHOWS!
May 20th
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if you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies...
danjiza: s0bittersweet: outsideitlookslikerain: mrsdaveengland: nestorloks: ¡SORRY FOLLOWERS! KAYLEIGH.
May 19th
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Salesman: Excuse me miss, can-
Me: Sorry mate, I don't speak English
May 15th
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Honesty Hour
Basically, I’ll be honest. About anything and everything I’ll probably regret this but yolo 
May 13th
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May 13th
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Me: If I watch Inglourious Basterds does that count as revising for my French Exam?
Dad: no
Me: Oh
May 12th
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I have this 12 year old bragging about how he...
May 12th
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killself: according to my mother you are all 60 years old and you only want to rape me
May 11th
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friend: you can't just judge someone from what music they like
me: yes I can
May 10th
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SingleMuslim.com has some obsession with me
I’m not muslim or single well thats a lie  I am single  But i’m not interested in browsing for members in my local area thank you 
May 10th
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KAYLEIGH WHERE ARE YOU KAYLEIGH COME HERE AND TALK...
May 10th
doctor-wholmes: Am I the only one who goes on tumblr while they’re supposed to be getting dressed and just ends up blogging in their underwear for an hour?
May 10th
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WatchWatch
jesscats: lessthanthree-xo: If you don’t reblog this you go to Tumblr hell. you go glen coco! hahahahaha  4 for glen coco you. must. reblog. this.
May 10th
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Listenhazzafreakingstyles: brb-nandoswith1d: ...
May 10th
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May 10th
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Me: I really wanna go to Romania on Halloween
Megan: Why?
Me: It'd be really cool, vampires and stuff you know
Megan: No vampires are from Transylvania
Me: Transylvania is in Romania, idiot
Megan: NO Transylvania is in Australia you retard
Me: No, it's in Romania
Megan: Well Romania is in Australia isn't it?
Me: No Megan. No.
May 8th
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May 6th
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You're supposed to be my friend. You're supposed...
But yet you do this? I can’t trust you. I have Never. Ever. Ever. Been so betrayed in my entire life. Friends don’t do this to each other- to anyone. Best friends forever? Forever is over.
May 5th
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“The terrorists are going to try and bomb the Olympics ain’t they? and I...”
– My Nan
May 5th
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Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
May 5th
my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
May 4th
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ilovesquidward: Reblog or you will wake up at 2am with the ghost of soulja boys career standing over you
May 4th
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KAYLEIGH
Hi I love you Bye
May 2nd
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woaaahcalmdowncurly asked: Thats you the now hahaha!
May 2nd
woaaahcalmdowncurly asked: Haha jenna marbles, as i have said this before is a legend. OOOSSSHT.
May 1st
youmakeitreeal asked: thank you! thats okey<3 :)
May 1st
woaaahcalmdowncurly asked: i iz here bebs! <3
May 1st